Who?

All that and a slice of pie.*

I’m a graphic designer. I’m an actor. I’m a writer. I sing. I dance. (I lie through my teeth; I do not, in fact, dance.) I play the piano. I build things. I destroy things. I’m pretty handy and alarmingly dangerous.

I look good on paper, I play well with others, I run with scissors, I think outside the box, I shift paradigms, I push the envelope, and I nearly bled to death from being on the edge so much.

I’m from Erie, Pennsylvania. I’m in Muncie, Indiana. I have a Bachelor’s and a Master’s from Ball State University and a Doctorate from the School of Hard Knocks. I take life one day at a time and I’m always thinking about tomorrow. If I can’t laugh at it, it’s not worth my time.

I’ve got me a fine wife. I’ve got a few kids and a few cats. I drive a car, I ride a bike, I walk. I’d climb mountains if I could, but again, Indiana.

Autodidact, polymath, cynic, poet.

For hire.

*Pie not included.